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Muppet-hand drive

Muppet makes German police look like one

Muppets. Beloved children’s television puppets of the late 70’s, and slang for a grown up person who resembles one. Both definitions are true in Germany, where police have had the fur pulled over their eyes and their speed cameras—literally.

Traffic police in Bayreuth, Bavaria have been made to look like muppets by the driver of a British registered Audi TT who, repeatedly caught speeding, has driven through a blind-spot in the Teutonic traffic control master plan—German speed cameras are calibrated for left-hand driving, and thus unable to capture his face.

Precision engineered German technology has instead photographed a life-size muppet sitting in the passenger seat—out of control drummer Animal of The Muppet Show’s Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem band.

A German police source said:

“The number plate is not enough. We need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too.

“But because this is a British vehicle we can never get a decent picture. The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat.

“This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour but it is still dangerous driving. The driver has been caught on camera on several occasions and the puppet is on the passenger seat every time. We suspect he positions the toy deliberately before accelerating past the camera.”

One suspects German police may well catch their suspect before they catch on to the British sense of humour.

Sinking of British Humour

Not for the first time the German accent is made innately funny in this Berlitz language programme ad featuring “ze German Coast Guard.”

6 Comments

  • Richard
    Posted December 8, 2008 4:18 am 0Likes

    Hallo John,

    I am th/ s -inking this is a funny article.

    🙂

    Are you a web designer ?

    Richard / Germany

  • Jaitra Gillespie
    Posted December 8, 2008 7:50 am 0Likes

    Thanks Richard, yes I am a web designer, and a part time comedian 😉

  • Tejvan Pettinger
    Posted December 15, 2008 2:26 am 0Likes

    Yes, Good Post. Funny. Hey part time comedian when’s the next post coming? I’d say you’re more of a once a month wannabe comedian 🙂

    Tejvan Pettingers last blog post..Interest Cuts Not Being Passed on

  • Jaitra Gillespie
    Posted December 15, 2008 9:03 am 0Likes

    Ouch Tejvan, the truth hurts!

  • savannah
    Posted December 21, 2008 12:22 am 0Likes

    very funny and inspired tomfoolery, sugar! i do wonder why there aren’t any police cars on patrol! xoxo (good to “see” you again!)

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  • John
    Posted December 22, 2008 11:32 am 0Likes

    Hi Savannah, good to “see” you and your inspired commenting again.

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